The first 50 are a OnePoll survey for Freesat of the TV lines people actually say out loud. The rest follow TV Guide's greatest catchphrases, with a few WatchMojo lines swapped in for the ones nobody would ever guess, so those can sit a notch off.
This list was researched and ranked by hand for Centumth. Entries near #1 are the names almost everyone thinks of first. Entries near #100 are true, a little obscure, and still fair if you think sideways. Sources below are the starting point — the final order can include small editorial calls so the daily puzzle stays balanced.
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The full Top 100
- #1I don't believe it
- #2Computer says no
- #3Lovely jubbly
- #4Here's one I made earlier
- #5D'oh
- #6Am I bovvered
- #7You plonker
- #8I have a cunning plan
- #9Just like that
- #10I've started so I'll finish
- #11How you doin'
- #12Is that your final answer
- #13How very dare you
- #14Nice to see you, to see you nice
- #15You havin' a laugh
- #16Good night, John-Boy
- #17Okily dokily
- #18It's a no from me
- #19What's occurring
- #20I will say this only once
- #21Suits you, sir
- #22Say what you see
- #23Can I have a P please, Bob
- #24No, no, no, no, no, no, yes
- #25Our survey says
- #26You're fired
- #27Winter is coming
- #28What you talkin' 'bout, Willis
- #29Yabba dabba doo
- #30Hi-de-hi, campers
- #31Get outta my pub
- #32That's what she said
- #33Good night from me, and good night from him
- #34Back of the net
- #35Mother of God
- #36The truth is out there
- #37Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey
- #38Pivot
- #39I could crush a grape
- #40Could I be any more
- #41Bazinga
- #42I pity the fool
- #43Yada yada yada
- #44I've got a text
- #45Booyakasha
- #46Well excuuuse me
- #47Smoke me a kipper
- #48Oh my Christ
- #49What a sad little life, Jane
- #50You detty pig
- #51Here's Johnny
- #52The tribe has spoken
- #53And that's the way it is
- #54This is the way
- #55Come on down
- #56Legendary
- #57It's a bird, it's a plane
- #58Baby, you're the greatest
- #59Hello Newman
- #60Ruh-roh
- #61Danger, Will Robinson
- #62To the Batmobile
- #63This tape will self-destruct
- #64Live long and prosper
- #65Sock it to me
- #66Book 'em, Danno
- #67Just one more thing
- #68Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
- #69Stifle
- #70We were on a break
- #71Beam me up
- #72Jane, you ignorant slut
- #73Who loves ya, baby
- #74Dy-no-mite
- #75Kiss my grits
- #76Aaay
- #77De plane, de plane
- #78Nanu nanu
- #79Pretty, pretty, pretty good
- #80You got it, dude
- #81Allons-y
- #82Well, isn't that special
- #83Make it so
- #84Resistance is futile
- #85Cut it out
- #86Eat my shorts
- #87Did I do that
- #88No soup for you
- #89I'm listening
- #90Ay caramba
- #91Don't have a cow
- #92Oh my God, they killed Kenny
- #93Suit up
- #94I'm Rick James
- #95Will you accept this rose
- #96Cowabunga
- #97Make it work
- #98Everybody lies
- #99Zoinks
- #100Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose
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