“I’m on my way” usually means “I’m still getting ready.” These are the excuses people give when they’re running late, based on survey responses. From traffic and missed alarms to the wonderfully creative explanations people swear are true.
This list was researched and ranked by hand for Centumth. Entries near #1 are the names almost everyone thinks of first. Entries near #100 are true, a little obscure, and still fair if you think sideways. Sources below are the starting point — the final order can include small editorial calls so the daily puzzle stays balanced.
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The full Top 100
- #1Traffic
- #2Overslept
- #3Bad weather
- #4Lost track of time
- #5Car wouldn't start
- #6Public transport
- #7School run
- #8Feeling sick
- #9Family emergency
- #10Couldn't find my keys
- #11Couldn't find parking
- #12Nothing to wear
- #13On the phone
- #14Held up at work
- #15Accident
- #16Roadworks
- #17Missed the train
- #18Train cancelled
- #19Ran out of petrol
- #20Flat tyre
- #21Couldn't find my phone
- #22Couldn't find my wallet
- #23Kids wouldn't get ready
- #24Kids were sick
- #25Dog needed a walk
- #26Partner in the bathroom
- #27Hangover
- #28Doctor's appointment
- #29Went back for something
- #30Got lost
- #31Sat nav
- #32Spilled coffee on myself
- #33Shower took too long
- #34Makeup
- #35Hair
- #36Couldn't find my shoes
- #37Power cut
- #38No hot water
- #39Burst pipe
- #40Waiting for a delivery
- #41Childcare fell through
- #42Uber was late
- #43Taxi didn't show
- #44Got pulled over
- #45Helping a neighbour
- #46Had an argument
- #47Scrolling on my phone
- #48Coffee shop queue
- #49Needed the loo
- #50Dog got out
- #51Cat got out
- #52Flat battery
- #53Car broke down
- #54Lift was broken
- #55Security took ages
- #56Printer jammed
- #57Meeting ran over
- #58Call ran over
- #59Forgot my pass
- #60Forgot my laptop
- #61Forgot my bag
- #62Fog
- #63Road closed
- #64Wrong turn
- #65Forgot the address
- #66Forgot the kids' bag
- #67Nanny was late
- #68Waiting for the plumber
- #69Pharmacy
- #70Bank queue
- #71Post office
- #72Flatmate in the shower
- #73Ironing
- #74Toilet overflowed
- #75Had to walk
- #76Bike puncture
- #77Bus didn't turn up
- #78Missed the bus
- #79Couldn't get on the train
- #80Diverted
- #81Traffic lights stuck
- #82Dentist ran over
- #83Dog to the vet
- #84Phone died
- #85Kids' breakfast
- #86School gate queue
- #87Couldn't get the kids in the car
- #88Someone at the door
- #89Amazon driver
- #90Mother-in-law wouldn't stop talking
- #91Thought it was a bank holiday
- #92Pizza delivery
- #93Kids changed the clocks
- #94Stopped to watch the sunrise
- #95Goldfish to the vet
- #96Hide and seek with the neighbour
- #97Knocked myself out in the shower
- #98A deer in the road
- #99Bus drove through a puddle
- #100Forgot it wasn't the weekend
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